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Rick Vazquez as Rico Suave
rico wakes up alone because him thinks its improper fo chirrun to know they parents lay down with one another. him drink 3 raw eggs fo breakfast n sweeps off to own bathroom in the basement. him doesnt say good mornin or how you doin or have a wonderful day to nobody. him daughter hasd learned not to want daddy to pick up her til after 3pm. him does 300 pushups, 200 sit ups n runs 5 miles to return home to shower n get dressed. him never uses a razor to shave any part of him. him uses talcum powder cause oil n colognes stain wife beaters. him doesnt return any phone calls before 1pm. him has never been a mornin person.